walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
i’m gonna start using this line
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
Why do people fight over android and apple phones when we can all hate windows phones
I have a windows phone, you wanna go m8?
Here is example number 69420 of why windows users are strange creatures
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
If you ever feel you’re an untalented piece of nothing, just remember you cut tomatoes better than Benedict Cumberbatch.